ZANG TUMMM TUMB ARTICLES “the first draft of history”

While rehearsing for the Frankie American tour, poor Pedro recently collapsed with exhaustion. The reason? Too much “rubbishy food” like hamburgers and not enough good food “like chops”, apparently. Heres Ped: “The lads have had to carry on rehearsing without me. Theyve been using a drum machine but they say it isnt the same because it doesnt jump up and I swear at them every three minutes.”