Title: Songs the lord tortoise
Author: David Attenborough
Source: Record Mirror
Publish date: May 4, 1985
‘SONGS THE LORD TORTOISE’? ‘ONE Hibernation Under A Groove’?
‘Me Shell My Bell’? ‘Welcome To The Pleasuredome’? ‘Lettuce All Pray’?… these were just a few of the song titles considered by the ZTT collective in their unstinting quest to put the Art Of Noise atop the chart pile. That they finally settled on ‘Moments In Love’ is perhaps the sensitive bowing to the wacky, but we here at RM confidently expect the turtle track to the group’s next LP to be a real wizard of punnery. Until then we shell have to rely on the tortured muse of love…