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Title: Ped’s kind of girl

Liverpudlian stud seeks skirt for non-stop partying

Ped’s kind of girl:

Looks: Like she goes on an 18-30 holiday twice a year and is a regular at Cinderella’s nightclub where she goes with three mates and dances round the handbags.

Clothes: Tight white trousers, VPL, high heels, strapless lurex tops and anything that goes with Farrah Fawcet flick backs.

Music: Donna Summer.

Reads: The Sun.

Drinks: Pernod and lemonade/cocktails with really big umbrellas.

TV: The Price Is Right, Surprise Surprise.

Very good at: Whatever ‘Relax’ was about.

You don’t have to: Worry about farting in public.

You must never: Hide his Sooty’s Xylophone.