STEPHEN ‘TINTIN’ DUFFY
Kiss Me (10)
You might think that any song which mentions sex and James Joyce in its opening seconds would have something to recommend it. But you’d be wrong.
Poor Stephen will forever be known as The Man Who Left Duran Before They Made It Big, and no amount of Big Production (by Art Of Noise’s J.J. Jeczalik) and elaborate packaging (this single arrived in a gatefold sleeve with an eight-page glossy booklet) can hide the fact that this is a complete non-event of a song.