MALCOLM McLAREN
Double Dutch
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Malcy attempts to bring a nation to its knees! Washing lines and Woollies everywhere will be plundered for skipping ropes as we all attempt this ridiculously strenuous new dance.
Those over eleven should feign broken legs if they want to avoid nasty big red welts below the knees.
Not as infectious as ‘Buffalo Gals’, or as original as ‘Soweto’, it retains the African rhythms but by their constant repetition runs out of steam early on. Malcy has spoilt us —