ZANG TUMMM TUMB ARTICLES “the first draft of history”

FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD ‘Warriors (ZTT)

Very TS Eliot, my dears. The one and only Frankie single that ever meant what it said was ‘Relax, a song written for a certain room in Heavens Cellar Bar, where leather met rubber on flesh. Now theyre trying to be a rock band. This is very amusing and even danceable—if youve got a steady pulse—but what does it all mean?