I was in bits in St. Moritz
I was far from okay in Saint-Tropez
I was born to lose in Santa Cruz
I collapsed in a disco in San Francisco
And was it Champagne or real pain
Champagne or real pain
Champagne or real pain
Champagne or real pain, yeah
I lost my way to San Jose
I was a ginger man in Saint-Germain
I thought I was God in Santa Pod
I was down on all fours worshipping Santa Claus
And was it Champagne or real pain
Champagne or real pain
Champagne or real pain
Champagne or real pain, yeah
Champagne or real pain
Champagne or real pain
Champagne or real pain
Champagne or real pain