He’s the boss man
But he don’t give a toss man
But he’s got no ears
And his cap is the wrong way round
So why is he frightened (I don’t know)
He should be enlightened (I’d say so)
He says he loves me
But it just can’t be ’cause I’m old
You know it only makes me stronger
It only means it will take me longer
Forgive me for screaming
But I wasn’t dreaming of fame
We’re top of the pops again
We’re on Top of the Pops again
Forgive me for screaming
But I was just dreaming
That maybe you’d call
You’d call me
He’s the hit man
But he don’t give a shit man
He says he knows Elton
And Paul and the Rolling Stones
He’s the bees knees
But don’t have the big cheese
He says he loves me
But it just can’t be ’cause I’m old
You know its only make me stronger
It only means it will take me longer
Forgive me for screaming
But I wasn’t dreaming of fame, oh no
We’re top of the pops again
I’m on Top of the Pops again
Forgive me for screaming
But I was just dreaming
And hoping and praying
That maybe you’d call, but no
No, no, no
Forgive me for screaming
But I wasn’t dreaming of fame
Or top of the pops again
I’m on Top of the Pops again
I’m on Top of the Pops again
Forgive me for screaming
But I was just dreaming
And hoping and praying
That you’d been ignoring me
Will you call me
Will you call me
Call me
Hey Mum, look at me
I’m on Top of the Pops again
Hey Mum, look at me
I’m on Top of the Pops again