I’m the lowest of the low
I’m the sickest of the sick
They let me out the funny farm
Just to put me in the nick
Then they let me out the hole
Just to crush me on the dole
I’m the lowest of the low
A rocking bopping lunatic
Whack for me daddy, I’m a rock ’n’ roll paddy
Whack for me daddy, I’m a rock ’n’ roll queen
Whack for me daddy, I’m a rock ’n’ roll paddy
Stick another record in the record machine
Stick another record in the record machine
Here’s to Geno, here’s to Eddie
Here’s to sad songs Big O sings
Here’s a letter from Elvis Presley
Big Tom is still the King
Whack for me daddy, I’m a rock ’n’ roll paddy
Whack for me daddy, I’m a rock ’n’ roll queen
Whack for me daddy, I’m a rock ’n’ roll paddy
Stick another record in the record machine
Stick another record in the record machine
I will stalk them in the back seats
I will stalk them in the bars
Rape their women and scare their children
Burn them in their brand new cars
Whack for me daddy, I’m a rock ’n’ roll paddy
Whack for me daddy, I’m a rock ’n’ roll queen
Whack for me daddy, I’m a rock ’n’ roll paddy
Stick another record in the record machine
Stick another record in the record machine
Whack for me daddy, I’m a rock ’n’ roll paddy
Whack for me daddy, I’m a rock ’n’ roll queen
Whack for me daddy, I’m a rock ’n’ roll paddy
Stick another record in the record machine
Stick another record in the record machine
Stick another record in the record machine
Stick another record in the record machine