I am a céilídh cowboy
I’m a stranger in this town
You should hear your women squeal with joy
When I get their knickers down
I’ll dance them and romance them
Until they’re nearly out of breath
Then when I taken them out for air
I’ll fuck them half to death
Been sitting on a fridge
Close to the edge
Running out of coke
And dying for a poke
Don’t lock up your wives and daughters
Don’t lock up your cats and dogs
I came down here with my feet all bare
And I sleep in a hollow log
Yippee I oh
Yippee I ay
Yodle odle ee
Yodle odle ee
Yodle odle odle ay
Yippee I oh
Yippee I ay
Yodle odle ee
Yodle odle ee
Yodle odle odle ay
My name is Father Emmett
I’ve been banished from my home
’cause all the women loved me
And I always had the bone
I could play the concertina
Guitar, bouzouki and cittern
When I dance the Siege of Ennis
The floor beneath me starts to burn
For a jar or two just get me through
I’ll do a turn for you and absolve you too
I’ll take care of your missus
All night long, the whole night through
While you jump on that young one over there
That’s making eyes at you
Yippee I oh
Yippee I ay
Yodle odle ee
Yodle odle ee
Yodle odle odle ay
Yippee I oh
Yippee I ay
Yodle odle ee
Yodle odle ee
Yodle odle odle ay
Yippee I oh
Yippee I ay
Yodle odle ee
Yodle odle ee
Yodle odle odle ay
Yippee I oh
Yippee I ay
Yodle odle ee
Yodle odle ee
Yodle odle odle ay