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WHISPERS

Being a pop star isnt all hard work you know. Those bad boys in Frankie Goes To Hollywood didnt have anything more arduous to do last week than open up several sacks of Valentine cards. They received approximately 54,968 per cent more Vallies this year than last…

After admiring their cards, the Frankies joined rentamob down at the Palace Massacre. There was Koo Stark in a ‘20s outfit, Steve Strange and Francesca Von Thyssen in a 1937 Bentley, Therese Bazar, Martin Kemp, Leee and Errol from Imagination, Andrew, George and Shirley from Wham. Fortunately for the revelling hordes, Whispers kept its violin case closed for the evening…