Ped’s kind of girl
Liverpudlian stud seeks skirt for non-stop partying
Looks: Like she goes on an 18-30 holiday twice a year and is a regular at Cinderella’s nightclub where she goes with three mates and dances round the handbags.
Clothes: Tight white trousers, VPL, high heels, strapless lurex tops and anything that goes with Farrah Fawcet flick backs.
Music: Donna Summer.
Reads: The Sun.
Drinks: Pernod and lemonade/cocktails with really big umbrellas.
TV: The Price Is Right, Surprise Surprise.
Very good at: Whatever ‘Relax’ was about.
You don’t have to: Worry about farting in public.
You must never: Hide his Sooty’s Xylophone.