ZANG TUMMM TUMB ARTICLES “the first draft of history”

Paul Rutherford corner: dining at an expensive cafe recently, Paul was surprised to find the chef on his knees begging, weeping and promising to cook five star dinners for twelve if only PR would part with his Jap designer jacket.

Later Paul returned home to see his Dad in Liverpool for the weekend. He took four suits and wore every one. Five if you count his birthday suit.

Pauls nickname used to be Skippy. He loves kangaroos…