Where was Marilyn? Where was Steve Norman? Where was Tom Bailey? Where was Phil Oakey? Where was Mark O’Toole? Where was Billy Idol? Where was Ian McCulloch? Where was Barry Grant?
I am, of course, referring to the results of the No.1 Pin-Up section of the readers’ poll.
Not one of the gorgeous guys mentioned above were featured in it — it’s an absolute disgrace. Isn’t there ever going to be any justice?
D. Lewis, Swansea.
Answers are a) at a party, b) in bed (possibly his own), c) à Paris, d) in an electric dream, e) playing quilts with Ped, f) in New York, g) watching Liverpool at home (he’s got a big front room), h) gone. OK?
Mark O’Toole, here’s a poem to you cos you’re brill.
I know I cannot have you
Cos you’re someone else’s man
I cannot love and kiss you
Like someone special can
I cannot let my eyes light up
At the mention of your name
I know I cannot have you
But I love you all the same.
A Fly On The Wall.
This is a beautiful poem and we’re sure Mark will send you some flowers, Miss Fly. A spray, perhaps…
Dearest beloved No.1. Can I take a moment to congratulate Frankie on their most wondrous deed of covering Sun reporter Martin Dunn in popcorn.
Actually, if you look closely at the photo Gene Kelly is also throwing popcorn, but I suppose The Sun overlooked that because after ruining other pop personalities it must be Frankie’s turn I guess.
Julie, Christchurch, Boumemouth.
No.1 says —
This week’s random reader’s chart and winner of a £5 record token.
- DO THEY KNOW IT’S CHRISTMAS Band Aid
- LAST CHRISTMAS Wham
- LIKE A VIRGIN Madonna
- THE POWER OF LOVE Franks Goes To Hollywood
- NELLIE THE ELEPHANT The Toy Dolls
Sarah Corneas. Chingford. London
This week’s coupon is on page 14.