ZANG TUMMM TUMB ARTICLES “the first draft of history”

“I originally planned to go to Hawaii for four weeks. I stayed in the Kahala Hilton there. The best thing about it was that there was a lagoon outside my window that had two dolphins playing in it. But I tell you, I nearly had a heart attack when I saw the hotel bill at the end of just one week! I had to leave and come home just to get over the shock!”