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Frankies Paul and Holly were invited to attend the Royal Premier for Indiana Jones along with Chas and Di but had to turn it down cos of work commitments. Now well never know who would have made the best Queen.

And those Frankie boys went to the French Alps skiing (oh yeah?) recently. They cut a merry dash spinning off down the slopes in their Katherine Hammett trews and leathers. Unfortunately there was no snow, so Nasher, Ped etc had to settle for being permanently piste…

Will the Government slap an official D Notice (for contravention of the Official Secrets Act) on Frankies ‘Two Tribes single? The song includes the supposedly classified warnings to families in event of a nuclear war.