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FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD are the best thing since ham, pickle and jam sandwiches were discovered by Auntie Mable in 1918.

Hollys Hairdryer, Stockton.

What about chilli paste and banana sandwiches like the ones the No.1 staff have for lunch every day? Beat that Frankie!