No.1 New Act
“We’ve won the best new act. That figures. We are.
“Do we get a prize? I want a gold plated turd.
“It doesn’t bother me that Duran and Wham beat us out in best act overall. These matters are up to the fans. We’ve still has a great year. It’s been a laff.
“Duran Duran’s ‘Wild Boy’s won best single? What can I say? I’m choked. Not a very individual record.
“Holly should have won best singer because he’s more of a psycho on stage that those others. He gives it loads more.
“Didn’t the lads come anywhere in the best dressed list? I shoulda won that. I wear dirty T-shirts and scruffy jeans. Maybe I’ll start wearing a whistle and flute and shave me head and eyebrows. The lads ‘ll have to experiment with a bit of eye shadow and lippy.”
Ped, Frankie