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About nine weeks ago I sent off my £6.00 postal order to join the Frankie Goes To Hollywood fan club. As nothing has arrived, I then wrote away again last week but still, no reply. What should I do? Should I go to the police?
Frankie Fan, Leigh.

Youre not the only one. The official excuse is that “the printers let us down” although I reckon thats little comfort to those who had their £6.00 cheques cashed up to three months ago. However, the good news is that they expect to have everything sorted out by the second week of October. They promise a folder containing “glossy wallet, poster, photograph, official club membership badge, biography and newsletter”, so lets hope thats what you get. If dissatisfied, write and complain! For further information, write to: Frankie Goes To Hollywood, PO Box 160, Liverpool L6G 8BT. Enclose SAE.