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Id just like to say how grateful I am now that your chainsaw special on Frankie is finished.

Ive never seen a worse bunch of posers in my life. Holly was the only one who looked remotely fit.

Mark looked as though he hadnt had a good nights sleep in ages, Nasher looked as though hed been dragged through a hedge backwards and Ped looked as though he was coming down with yellow jaundice.

And Paul, now I know why he wears those jackets with the foot-wide shoulder pads — to disguise his ski-slope shoulders.

Polly, West Midlands.

We told Frankle what you said and they were extremely cut-up by your cutting remarks.